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Upon learning that Brielle drank her blue Gatorade while she was gone at school, Kendall yelled: Uugh, what a rip off!!
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Six months after Mommy had Brielle's hair chopped at her ears to keep her from twirling it into knots and thus breaking it off stand by strand,
Brielle: Grandpa twirled his hair. That's why he doesn't have any.
Think I got my point across.
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Brielle: Gigi used to be a teacher. She told me.
Mommy: That's right. She taught high school. The big kids.
Brielle: Yeah, but then she got fired.
Mommy: Fired??
Brielle: Yeah, she told me.
Mommy: What does fired mean??
Brielle: To lose your job.
Note: There is no evidence to support Brielle's claims that Gigi was ever fired.
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Kendall (avid Full House fan): We don't want to clean up. We're not Danny Tanner.
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Brielle, spitting bubbles into the bathtub,: That's the spit I didn't need.
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Brielle: I kissed Ethan on the lips.
Kendall: oooooh! When are you getting married?
Brielle: Tomorrow at school.
