
Once upon a time in a far away crib lived Princess Kendall. She had just moved to this far away land located across the house and all the way at the end of the hall from her old kingdom, Kingdom Pack-n-Play, which was nestled in the corner of a land called Mommy-and-Daddy's Bedroom.

Kendall had a royal Palace Guard, Sophie. (Sophie also doubled as the Court Jester.) Princess Kendall loved Sophie and received daily "head lickings" from her. Sophie guarded Princess Kendall and her land by vading off any and all possible intruders that attempted to come within view of Princess Kendall's kingdom.

But Princess Kendall had a problem. She had something wrapped around her little finger and it wouldn't come off. "Hmmm," Princess Kendall thought, "What can I do about this problem?".
She noticed that this "something" gave her much attention and delight. With one simple cry and the wave of her scepter, her royal subjects, Mommy and Daddy, would come to her rescue. With one lift of her royal finger and a simple royal beckon, her royal "paci subjects" would rush in and save her fallen pacifier. Hungry? Tired? Bored? No problem, her royal subjects tended to these fancies as well. After pondering the situation further she thought, "Do I really want to fix this problem? Is it even really a problem at all?"

Princess Kendall sought the advice of Palace Guard Sophie since she as well had royal powers of persuasion (and the benefit of years of experience) in this kingdom. After receiving much wise counsel, Princess Kendall concluded that she should take full advantage of this royal treatment. And as for her finger? What a small price to pay for lavished love and attention! The thought of casting off this so-called hindrance brought a smile to her face. "Yeah, right!" she cried.

And Princess Kendall, to this day and to come, lives happily ever after in her kingdom. And what about Palace Guard Sophie and Subject Mommy and Subject Daddy? Yeah, they're happy, too!