While at ballet camp waiting for Brielle's class to be done and theirs to start, Kendall and her bff have spent the week writing lyrics and choreographing a dance to it. Nearing the end of their long practice,
Kendall:
This is too much hard work.
Hannah:
Kendall, this is for the Lord!
Kendall:
Let's take a water break.
Hannah:
Ok
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When settling down into bed,
Brielle:
I'm scared!
Kendall (irritated):
There's no reason to be scared. There are two people here..... me.....and God!
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Disclaimer: This following conversation contains adults only, but it sure was funny!
While vacationing with the in-laws, Gabe lost his balance on the water slide (that he had already slid down with Brielle in his lap for like 83 times) and hit his rear end on the grate at the bottom of the pool...
Gabe (laughing, as always) :
I got a big ole bruise on my butt!
Mother-in-law:
Gabe! That could give you trouble for the rest of your life!
Me:
Way to be positive there, Vickie.
Father-in-law:
Well here's the positive note...at least if it's the rest of your life you don't have long to suffer.
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Brielle:
Mom, what's for dinner?
Me:
hot dog with no bun, corn...
Brielle (using her daily "hate" trick that I don't fall for):
I don't like anything yellow.
Me (outsmarting her), downcast, horrified face and voice:
I guess you can't drink lemonade anymore.
<5 for="" pause="" second="" turning="" wheels="">~5 second pause for turning wheels~5>
Brielle:
I drink pink lemonade.
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