While reading from her new Bible...
Daddy: Yes, God made the sun so we could see how wonderful everything He made is.
Daddy: What are you glad that God made that the sun lets you see?
Kendall: I'm glad He made the sun so I could see Disney World.
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Kendall's absolute favorite movie (and Christmas present) right now is The Sound of Music. She was introduced to it with Carrie Underwood's latest version, and now she's absolutely obsessed. Her five-year-old mind is trying to wrap itself around elapsed time and that the movie made a long time ago is about a family that lived even longer ago. Apparently these concepts can be tricky...
Kendall: Are the real VonTrap children still alive?
Daddy: I think so.
Kendall: Well I know Leisl is because she's sixteen going on seventeen.
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The last morning in Disney World while we're in line for the bus to take us to Magic Kingdom,
Kendall: Didn't you tell me no more Sprite (in my refillable resort mug that we're been filling every morning before embarking for the day)??
Mommy (for the tenth-ish time): Yes! Because every morning you've had to PEE while we've been on the bus on the way to a park.
Kendall: Ok. Good. I got root beer instead.
Mommy thinking to herself: @#*%(%#*#(@)!
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