While getting out of the bathtub, a hairband fell into the toilet. Wanting to be a good example given Brielle's history of flushing random objects (remember the lodged bouncy ball that cost us a new toilet??), Mommy decided to wait and flush the dang band when she wasn't around.
Brielle: Uh-oh. There's a hairband in the potty. You gonna have to get it out.
Mommy (proud of her parenting skills used on the obviously effective bouncy ball fiasco): That's right, we only flush poo poo, tee tee and toilet paper down the potty.
Brielle: ...And Nemo.
Mommy just got one-upped by a almost three-year-old.
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While getting onto the potty, Brielle lost her balance before quickly regaining control.
Brielle: Whew! I was almost Nemo!!
(Not sure about all the correlations to Nemo, considering I've never shown her the movie that I can recall.)
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While looking together at a picture,
Brielle: Look Kendall! You wearing eye muffs!
Kendall: Brielle, those are called sunglasses.
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